Thursday, July 3, 2014

Mad Heiress: A campaign of sustained indifference
Mad Heiress: Truth is such an inconvenience
Mad Heiress: Playing fast and loose with the facts
Mad Heiress: Is it true you shamed a French janglebot?
Mad Heiress: Raising the eyebrows of the highbrows since 2014
Mad Heiress: Setting the standards for man clapper research since 2022
Mad Heiress: Ground zero for your momma's apocalypse
Mad Heiress: Serving up nervous breakdowns since 2012
Mad Heiress: Accidental slavery before breakfast
Mad Heiress: The sand in your joints
Mad Heiress: Kicking you in the nuts since grade school
Mad Heiress: All tomorrow's bowdlerizations
Mad Heiress: Unpacking tropes wherever we may find them
Mad Heiress: Placating shut-ins since 1978
Mad Heiress: A gossamer for your thoughts
Mad Heiress: Annexing star fuckers from planet "Time"
Mad Heiress: Confusing Chinese gangsters since 1965
Mad Heiress: Pissing on the western canon
Mad Heiress: Masterminding Jamaican crime since 1981
Mad Heiress: Dumping and jumping like a two-pump chump
Mad Heiress: This ain't your daddy's shotgun
Mad Heiress: When only the finest European oils will do
Mad Heiress: Elbows off the table, dammit
Mad Heiress: Monogrammed hankies on parade
Mad Heiress: Chewing with our mouths open
Mad Heiress: Spitballs in your hair from the back of the class since 1973
Mad Heiress: Gilding the lily since 2008
Mad Heiress: Navigating the Amsterdam of twat
Mad Heiress: Mommy bloggers driving foreign policy since 2004
Mad Heiress: For when you feel ethereal as fuck
Mad Heiress: Bringing back the three-martini lunch
Mad Heiress: Interviews with men on fire
Mad Heiress: Contaminating the crime scene since 1955
Mad Heiress: Pissing in your Cheerios since 1968
Mad Heiress: Taking a tan shit on a tin roof
Mad Heiress: Crispus Attucks controls the Internet
Mad Heiress: Money is your yoga, baby
Mad Heiress: The ballad of Whiskey Joe and the Dudelicks

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