Wednesday, April 23, 2014

They spend all morning retrofitting her intestines.

The elevators in the building began eating passengers promptly at seven.

He spent the day fitting nanomachines onto the head of a pin.

His blind spot was a taco factory.

She left the porcupine for a piƱata.

My facts are straight. It's your ideas that are crooked.

Horses always bot the pout wax inside a briny ballsac.

His territory extended from the parking deck to the Internet cafe on the corner.

The workers in Corridor B-29 knew better than to make eye contact with that seether who hung around the grate.

I gave you coffee; you gave me spent shell casings.

1 comment:

peppergomez said...

Some of these ma me laugh, thanks.