Friday, February 21, 2014

from an idea by Bill Weaver:


In the future, due to intense competition for market share, media companies will pay us to watch TV. Thus giving rise to a new breed of urban professional: the professional media viewer.

"Oh, I got my MA in sitcom viewing, but I sometimes moonlight for late-night talk show consumption."

"Sorry, can't watch that. My contract forbids me from viewing anything other than underground 70's auteur cinema."

"Yeah, getting my PhD in viewing Burning Man Festival videos circa 2018-2034. A fertile period, the golden era of Burning Man content."



"I'm a tenured prof. at Columbia, where I teach reality show viewing critical skills."

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