Monday, April 12, 2010

i'd like it if companies rechristened "representative" as "rapresentative" and had that person rap their telephone assistance to customers. can you imagine trying to understand tech support or something if the person rapped the instructions? what it lacks in usefulness it makes up for in sass. it's hard not to say "rapresentative" aloud and not crack at least a thin grin. better yet, try to work it into a conversation with someone as in, "yeah, i was trying to get help with my dell 'cuz it keeps crashing, but the rapresentative's patois was so thick that i couldn't understand most of what he said."

absurdist job title of the week: nostril replenishment technician

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