Wednesday, October 8, 2008
wanna create a moment of cognitive dissonance for the liberal/hippie clientele in the courtyard of your local organic grocery store? here's what i suggest: drive by real slow in a hybrid honda, making sure you have an obama sticker on one side of the bumper and an apple sticker on the other (and, if in say asheville, nc or berkely, ca, maybe for good measure hang a dreamcatcher from the rearview mirror); then as you pass by, toss an empty soymilk carton out the window in a flagrant display of littering. i can just imagine the cogs at subconcious play in the minds of those who witness it: "there goes one of us. yet, wait, what...littering? does...not...compute."