Sunday, July 27, 2008

why stop there?

"the pampered chef"
"the fellated chef"
"the coke-addled chef"
"the erect chef"
"the recipient-of-happy-endings chef"
"the serviced chef"
"the cash-infused chef"
"the well-bribed chef"
"the engorged chef"
"the tumescent chef"
"the lathered-in-a-milkbath-by-nubile-virgins chef"
"the in-fragante-delicto chef"
"the dionysian chef"
"the well-sexed chef"

"an early riser"
"an insomnia-wracked sob"
"a neurotic, over-achieving corporate bitch"

"an eager beaver"
"a psychotically obsessed stalker"



"happy campers"
"blithe young fools"
"rictus stricken nerve gas victims"

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