Tuesday, March 18, 2008

white nerd rock music festival from hell

ben folds five
weezer
barenaked ladies
stereolab
yo la tengo


and the headliners would have to be they might be giants (more like, they might be whities), since they represent the wretched apex of nerdy indie music


as an aside, i wonder if i were to listen to nothing but they might be giants for a few weeks straight, would my complexion actually whiten some more, and if i kept it up, would i become an albino, and starting wearing retro atari t-shirts, poindexter glasses, and the like?

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