Polish Leg Harp
African Groin Kazoo
New Brunswick Ear Horn
New Zealand Sac Drum
Norwegian Ear Vibes
Rhodesian Bladder Clapper
Pedal Steel Lute
Marshall Larynx Stacks
Dunwoody Knee Slapper (this one never made it out from the Arkansas hills)
Unwise Ad Campaigns:
A T& T: "One way or another, you 're all ours. It 's only a matter of time. " -or- " We don 't care
about your piddly problems; pay up. "
Marriot: " When in our stupid city, stay with us; we treat you with the utmost in pity, "
Ralph 's Eatery: "Come, sup here, and let ys_ loosen your bowels. "
Blue Cross/Blue Shield: "Feelin'bad? Come on over; don't forget your wallet!"
Coke: "Robot Juice for Robot People "
Victoria 's Secret: "Today the virgin. Tomorrow the whore. " -or- "Our thongs feel so good
riding up your butt-crack "
Burger King: "Stop by for dinner and eat a slaughtered soul. "
Best Western: "Brand new logo, same shitty quality. "
Super 8: "Look: No More Filthy Clumps!"
Today, in the supermarket, I mistook the title of some candy for 'poops ' instead of 'pops '. Big
Easter's cancelled; the body's been found.