Sensitive men with pony-tails can just kiss my ass
youth of today, I implore you: where are the words which shock?
he- she's intelligent in a dumbass kinda way
fellow- I'm mundane in a spectacular sort of way
gal- I'm extraterrestrial in a down to earth sort of way
she- I don't know about you gals, but I'm naming my first child Artemis they- universal astonishment and adulation
a man's thought process after 23 years on the job: hot damn! I'm going to wake up tomorrow and earn some money!
he- I'm exploratory in a stay at home kind of way
she- Geena Davis is unsuccessful in a Renny Harlin sort of way
Dear Veruca Salt,
Where are you now with your 'American thighs'? Eclipsed no doubt by the charttopping action of fellow compatriots Everclear and Nada Surf. Such are the cruel whimsies of fashion.
success came a'courtin, to which I said: no thank you sir, reckon I'll just drift off here to no-talentsville
Ben's I have known: Davidson, Stykeleather, Kaliygian, Saks, Lapidus, Frank, Myers, Obi-Wan, Franklin, Hur, Verdery, Bunny, Gay (oh, how jolly we all found this moniker), Britten