knowing glances & worried grins inviting smiles & scortching knuckles cracked fingers & polished thighs satisfying dissipation & stultifying involvment bedded breakfasts & sleepless cures stalled fistfights & hapless uncoverings shuckless widows & thankless awards moonlight recoveries & symphonic unease unleavened surprises & mystery floors reckless recluses & unpardonable priests carpeted lies & whiskeyjacked stares functional preludes & tendered estates idolized flecks & impenetrable affections bastardized policies & trustworthy kites tearstained tumblers & shitcaked sores steeltipped robes & weathered reunions effluvic factions & overlooked innards fictitous units & submergable rage indolent bodyblows & quenchable nonchalance scented hymns & rabbiteyed lullabyes silverspoken bandicoots & tactless eurekas unemphatic opera & tuckaway princes tenderized worshipings & retractable lanes
i'd like the combination plate what does that include? well, for starters, it's served on a bed of rice, upon which is placed a generous portion of uncooked rice. It's topped with a spicy sauce consisting of rice, rice, and rice. Oh, and we also have a side salad made up of unalterable particles spewed forth during the birth of our sun. Scientists believe these fossilized chunks may hold within them the very answer to our galaxies initial and very tempestuous birth, so you may not have room for dessert.
eczema: just scratching the surface
acne: exploding from within
piles: the in/out thruway
enema: blast off
irratible bowel syndrome: the enemy within
lesbianism: finger in the dyke
bestiality: heavy petting
infanticide: throwing the baby out with the bathwater
winemaking: raisin d'etre
ride greyhound bus lines and travel like a dog
her old world charm, coupled with her deadly karate kick, made her the
perennial favorite with the boys from the private sector
his 9 inch toenails, along with his shrewd investment advice, made him
a shoe-in for Long Island KappelMeister
first I took a shit, then I took a piss shitting then pissing, pissing then shitting shitting then pissing, pissing then shitting what else was I to do?
her specialty: selective misery
her take on the guy thing: guilty until proven innocent
"Koolaps inna party zone Jac Mac, kick yer booskey, BYOB colebrew ha
ha!"- JacMac & RadBoy
when you lose the ping-pong game, for god's sake, don't take it out on
ahh...floating on the cloud that is my uncle's inheritance
hairsperm, hairshirt, hairfear, hairtank, hairrage, hairbriain,
haircurrent, hairerrend, hairgone, hairbox, hairplane
we've got some organized religion, here's a gun, here's a knife, now go
ok, we've got some conservative investment type things for you to do,
here are a few high profile roughneck sensations and stuff to further
your entertainment career, just memorize the first 13 pages of this
oh, and we thought up a few tangible thoughts of industrial-sculpting to
help close that elusive post-graduate deal.
wait, we've got a racy suit for you to wear...there, ok, you're ready to do
hey, just so you know: after dinner mints are going to be followed by a
session of earnest ideological brow-beating. Just so you know.
oh, you must be mistaken, hand-wringing is on the 19th floor.