The Critics Respond:
"I laughed until I could laugh no more. And then I laughed again...how'd I do that?" - Socrates
"I'm deeply offended, morally and spiritually. Especially by those disgusting diagram thingies on page seven."
- Pippi Longstocking
"No one else writes like this, and after reading a few pages, you'll know why."
- 'Fiction Quarterly'
"I laughed. I cried. I wet 'em."
- Rex Reed,'USA Today'
"What is wrong with this boy?"
- Captain America
"Makes a great doorstop." - 'Home Mechanic'
"I found it charming and sublime for cleaning up my cat litter with."
"All smart guys wear sloppy ties."
- Slim 'VootAMac' (Jalhurd
"Show me a hammern' I'll lend you my trawl"
- 'Farmer's Almanac'
"Is this supposed to be funny or something?" - Blossom, aged 18